I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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