Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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