its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
