just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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