I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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