just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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