everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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