weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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