why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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