So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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