the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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