Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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