Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she pinky promised me she was 18
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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