he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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