I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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