I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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