Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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