just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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