i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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