Too much gin, very little bucket
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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