Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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