Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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