he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?