I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.