He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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