So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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We are two peas in an std pod
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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