She is in my trunk
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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