I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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