remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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