I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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