If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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