So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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