moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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