You just made me feel so damn special
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.