How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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