Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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