her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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