he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm super disappointed in my clit.