We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."