i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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