How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
