What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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