Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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