is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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