the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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