Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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