you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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