Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow