you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Do plants get herpes?
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