Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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