The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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