DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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