This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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